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Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Guy

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Providence OPC-Bradenton (17 hours ago)
I was scrolling through my videos and I saw this where it says 5 years ago. So I thought I would click on it. And watch it 5 years later, again. And realize 5 years ago I was 36. Intently I haven't feel like I've aged that much.
MaryRose Hight (5 days ago)
My train of thought runs like that
MaryRose Hight (5 days ago)
“Obss” 😊
Kevin Stutzman (11 days ago)
I got an add for an R rated movie
Connor The Canister (13 days ago)
Im a guy and idk how i ended up here... but just to say the 11th thing not to say to our race is: Gf: Ahh, chris (her friend) is such a nice guy, he always lightens up the mood. Me: (in my mind) WHAT ABOUT ME????!!
Ashley Joramo (15 days ago)
I literally scrolled through their whole channel to find out what video has the most views, and it's this one. Your welcome.😂😂😂
Moriko Aozora (22 days ago)
Thankss ❤
PIKUTO ZHIMOMI (28 days ago)
100True
Kyle Kilgore (1 month ago)
I feel like on principle alone this video got twice as many dislikes than than the 'things to never to a girl' video. That or its because it has twice the views. Nah I'm going to try and fit the narrative to conform to my ideological presuppositions
Anto Valente (1 month ago)
Jajaja la ultima la re caga es la posta nadie debería decir eso La primer siempre la digo jajajaj y la segunda a veces pero bueno es por inseguridad jaja
Anto Valente (1 month ago)
Jajaja el que estas pensando saca muchos temas de conversacion eso me gusta ! Y lo del hermano lo he dicho por que a mi me llenaron hermana y yo era la de los sentimientos así que aproveche que nunca le había dicho lo que sentía y fue re triste pero bueno le dije ohhh si hermano :(
Nemanja Jovanovic (1 month ago)
Well all girle complaining here are retarded cuze you dont see any guy complaining on the other video
Fionny Bonny (1 month ago)
He speaks like morty oh jeez
Jezreel Houtz (1 month ago)
If a girl says "Don't worry, I'm fine" but she's obviously not, give her a hug and tell her "if there's anything, I'm here for you" and mean it! If you really want to help her out, this is how you should start. The way you say it may vary from person-person or from relationship to relationship, but this is an incredibly important thing to learn to do. Try it!! ☺☺
Hafeez Arendse (1 month ago)
One time my guy friend was fooling of and my female friend is like,"go play with yourself".But she didn't even realize it
Zk1232 (1 month ago)
Why are girls getting so mad over this smh🤦‍♂️
Jkangie Amjk (1 month ago)
‘What you should never say to a guy’ GUESS WHAT’S SMALL? YO DI-
Breean Surprise (1 month ago)
You does 9 things not 10.
Sofie Söderholm (1 month ago)
I hope 50% of these are sarcastic
TVinSin (1 month ago)
As a guy, they’re not. Trust me
현수 (1 month ago)
“Here— let me do that.” omygod. i always say that to my guy friend :o
Midnite Lucy (1 month ago)
One of these is like the opposite for me lol. There’s this one guy who is always saying to me stuff like “my ex used to do that” or “you remind me of my ex” but it’s funny cause I’m thinking the same thing
Arosanda Putri (1 month ago)
that "... i looked it up"
Nikol Georgieva (2 months ago)
You shouldn't say "I'm fine", say "Thank you, but I don't want to talk about it". It so less confusing. As a girl, I find it annoying too.
If you’re trying to give them a hint you’re not interested then this is what to do
Luana Barbosa (2 months ago)
Man, I loved the subtitles in Portuguese - Portugal, but I get shocked when I seen the R word in this chanel lol [I'm from Brazil, and it's a bad word here]
Sismerica Aika (2 months ago)
I swear I'm here almost six years later and still watching.
Annabeth Chase (2 months ago)
I'm a female and my best friend(who's a guy) and I can agree on one thing not to say to either gender. Assume they're in a relationship or like each other because they're best friends.
Emmanuel krips (2 months ago)
The feeling is not reiprocated
Alex Hooper (2 months ago)
Also, never say "Yeah, that was kinda pathetic/weak" about an action that the guy has done.
girl wonder (2 months ago)
Iv done the here just let me do that Alot in my life
Mang Kanor (3 months ago)
Numales
a bish called maja (3 months ago)
well also a thing that guys dont like is when u say im taller than you..
Perfectstranger 173 (3 months ago)
1:15 lollll
オカミート (3 months ago)
Welp to late I already told a really good friend of mine that he is like a brother to me ;-; Rip... (I regret)
Hans Sturm (3 months ago)
Sonehow I have peered beyond the veil of the living and stared the devil right in his face. He told me the top ten things you shouldnt say to a guy. Then he casted me into hellfire. Liked and Subscribed :D
Ruth Maddela (3 months ago)
Wait. I grew up in the same church as Vinny (far left) from Pomton Lakes. Wut.
Good Boy (3 months ago)
“You are *so* sweet! How do you not have a girlfriend?” Like, what am I supposed to say to this? “I don’t know. I guess I’m just completely unlikeable.”
Bat Can (3 months ago)
Don’t act like you are in to us than tell us how you really want this other guy
ranroon (3 months ago)
I like the guy that's talking ;)
YOYOYO mynaem (4 months ago)
1. number one is already really about women and he even looks like a pussy beggar. 2. about women again, lulz 3. actually about men, imagine my shock 4. kind of an odd response to a non-issue 5. idiot 6. Just be honest, anything less is sort of benevolent sexism 7. Maybe it could be said nicer, but whatever 8. the door thing is self-ridiculing of women when they say it, it's a self own. I am going to guess the men's advice video was far more political.
Dimønd Wølf (4 months ago)
I tell my guy friend all the time I'm fine and he just asks continuously sometimes I tell him what's wrong if I need someone to talk to but I feel bad when I don't because he's one of the few people that care. Plus he's had bad experiences with people who cut and pretend to be depressed and hurt him that way and I'm scared he thinks I'm gonna hurt him like that... I care too much about him and my anxiety and stress levels aren't helping I just don't know what to do
lexiconlover (4 months ago)
Ok. Now In gonna go do all of those things
Ambitious Frog (4 months ago)
I watched this because all my friends are boys...
TheWakkyTank (4 months ago)
I thought your favorite band was As Cities Burn
Toast ! (4 months ago)
2:13 I would love to find someone like that so then o could introduce them to my fandoms 😂 oof but I do think things like that
Æd Orr Møhn (4 months ago)
"My ex used to do that, t-" THEN GO BACK TO THAT EX YOU MOST LOVE YOU TRASHBAG WHY DID YOU EVEN DATE ME
lionblooze (4 months ago)
You have a small pee pee 80
Shelby Eckhoff (4 months ago)
Josh and Kelli were wiping that dish with a hackey sack.
The man in the suit (4 months ago)
How do you not have a girl friend because you wont date me that's brilliant
Yodernote Boy (4 months ago)
"Is this outfit showing too much skin?" Me: "You know what? Yeah, IT IS!! If only you freaking understood how many of us guys are TRYING our hardest to NOT focus on pornographic thoughts to kick this DEPRESSING, SELF-ESTEEM LOWERING *ADDICTION* to PORN!!!! Why the HELL do you think you should wear THIS!?!? That normal t-shirt and this knee legnth skirt look great, please wear them instead!" Actually me: "Uhhhh, I don't...know...looks fine..." *uncomfortably begins checking phone for pretend important things*
Miss Moon Macaroon (4 months ago)
Some girls say that cause of their past🙁
Chinmayee chavan (4 months ago)
The way you describe it, Man you nailed it!
HEY KYU (5 months ago)
Well all the guys who open doors and bottles for me were the ones who liked me. And a few of them confessed that they only did it because they liked me otherwise they wouldn’t bother. But of course I was polite about it and thanked them. However, I came to realise that other guys whom I have a completely platonic friendship with NEVER opened the door for me or any other female friends before unless it was a girl they liked. such experience led me to create this stereotype for guys who open doors to be unusual and had a motive behind it but I know there surely are some rare guys out there who are always a gentlemen no matter to whom and that’s great! Disclaimer: I do open doors for guys and girls and I don’t see why girls can’t do the same! I know some guys also thinks I have a motive for doing so but sadly I actually understand why they might think that
Grace Wells (5 months ago)
2018 anyone?
Jenna Hilton (5 months ago)
Good thing I’ve never said any of things.
LegzFallOffGirl (5 months ago)
Give you a break? No. Never.
The comment section of this video is similar to the girl video in that both are filled with girls complaining.
KaylenLovesFood (5 months ago)
“You are so sweet how do you not have a girlfriend” *_”I’m gay”_*
Crunchy Emily (6 months ago)
"It's nothing" means, "I have something to say to you, but you can't handle it right now, and I won't be able to handle your not handling it, so I'm not going to tell you."
BerwynSigns (6 months ago)
Here's what you should never say to a guy: "Man up" "____ is for girls (horses, pink/purple, flowers, etc.)" "Men don't cry" Also attitudes to fix "Men have to be the one to make the first move" "He better make me feel like a queen (although I won't make him feel like a king)" "Men should pay for everything, he's lucky to have me in the first place" Here's a fun story. Boyfriend loves girlfriend. Boyfriend buys flowers for girlfriend. Girlfriend says "Okay, what did you do that I need to forgive?" boyfriend associates that girlfriend has negative reaction to getting flowers. Boyfriend never buys flowers for girlfriend again. It's true, so stop frickin saying it! Furthermore... If you think we will pick up on your subtle hints you like us, youre wrong. Because chances are we're doing our best to not ruin the friendship, and not look like a creep. You get branded a creep if you pick up on hints that aren't there. It's a catch-22, there is no way to actually make a relationship happen unless the girl just outright states how she feels.
Sir SupesAfro (6 months ago)
2:23 Obunga
Niya Schroeder (6 months ago)
You guys are soooo cute 😂
Schnibble Schnubble (6 months ago)
Oml, I love this channel! I have recently discovered this wonderful place
Magic Mystery (6 months ago)
This video 😂😂😂
Uriah Romero (6 months ago)
The door thing...never happens since I live in the south (Tho I’m in central Florida, so don’t totally count)
Samual Watson (6 months ago)
if I opened a door for a girl and she gave me shit for it, I'd cancel the date on the spot and leave. oh but you're capable of walking home right? bitch.
Mystery & Integrity (6 months ago)
encounter 2 out of the 10 things you mentioned every so often, so yes i definitely relate
Yuniku Chan (6 months ago)
But I'm am an introvert and don't want to publicly show my feeling. Also some girls can I be really dumb. I'm a girl btw.
That One Weird Kid (6 months ago)
Omg the first one is so true 😅😅😅 it's like you're trying to help someone but there like nope. So you just got you can't help zoned
Crazy Cat Lady (6 months ago)
1:35 😂
Worstmom Intheuniverse (7 months ago)
Attempting to be helpful (but sure that I'll be ignored)... Not too many guys mature past the age of 16. Whatever he's like at that age is *likely* how's he's going to be later. Guys, you can make this not true. Step up to the plate by finding out now what women want, and make goals to reach. You're welcome.
Worstmom Intheuniverse (5 months ago)
+Elie Bordron it's only a matter of being a good student >> listen, watch, "sleuth". If you tell females that you want to get to know females in order to be a good boyfriend (*guy who's a dateable friend) ...most will help you out. Guys can ask for females to explain what they meant by something "...because what I heard / it means to me is...." 😉 so that lines of communication are open.
Elie Bordron (5 months ago)
When you say "find out what women want" I hear "find water in the Sahara" Nevermind, ty
Hmmmm... So what I'm getting from here is that all guys like all girls... *realizes how many male friends I have* UHH *bolts door and locks self in a dark closet*
Isabels LIFE (7 months ago)
I once told a guy he felt like a brother to me is that bad but like we bothers knew we where good friend s
Sarah Armstrong (7 months ago)
i must be the only one who thinks jordan should do shows for little kids. he just has that soothing voice that’s like, “and remember always be nice to one another, and you’ll always have a friend.”
Rose Z. (7 months ago)
I never said or thought of saying these things to anyone before but you guys are funny and to the point.
Graciela Beltran-Hall (7 months ago)
2:25 replace open the door to carry this rock. I can do it, it just crushing my chest, it's a girl problem, you wouldn't understand. This actually happened to me and I was mad because he still looked at me as though I was incapable of doing it even though he knows that I can beat him up. He still does it and it's just really annoying.
soldier of jesus army (7 months ago)
I'm gonna sub
Skys Darkest Craft (7 months ago)
The things I say to my bf- Nothing. I'm fine Does this make me look fat? So what are you thinking? *Shit*
Nada Mohammed (7 months ago)
I just watched this to know how to bother my crush 😂😂
HONOR LANTERN (7 months ago)
1:18 and 1:20 it happened to me and I hate it I hate it.
Tobi_ is_lost (7 months ago)
Dont tell them they are cute. My guy friend hates it.
Rant (7 months ago)
You forgot one............ But you know boy will be boys
Virginia Babiash (7 months ago)
I NEVER ask a guy what he's thinking...it's always the same thing...sex
wenders (7 months ago)
0:56 of but you dont know how annoying it is when they wont hand over whatever im trying to get done and then they get all defensive and shit
Fallen Feathers (8 months ago)
Can you do one for non binary people, like gender fluid, agender, Demi-girl/boy
Haha Gacha Studios (8 months ago)
"You are soooo sweet! Who do you not have a gf yet?" BECAUSE YOU WONT DATE ME! I love DAT quote
Maddy Stanger (8 months ago)
XD 2:17 is me.
Kathya Vargas (8 months ago)
Kwel
Dewayne219 (8 months ago)
“So what are you thinking about?” Oooooo that hit too close to home
Josephine Nathania (8 months ago)
Oh my.. I said one of those to my crush. I'm insane. Now everything's over. This video is a great help, thank you so much. Btw, how can i look at my crush in the eye now? 😂
Snaps (8 months ago)
Can we have some real stuff they shouldnt tell us an not the most shit being about friendzone
Mariana Matos (8 months ago)
2 minutes and a half... tell me where can I find that lost specimen called "nice guy" please
TaehyungggIsLife 1995 (8 months ago)
*"Girls also say some dumb stuff*...* I would be lying if I say that isn't true😂
Husbandpumpkin (8 months ago)
If you’re a girl, please don’t say this to another girl either lmao
Damini Banerjee (8 months ago)
U guys r awwwwesooommmmeee
Unicorn Alli (8 months ago)
Welp right off the bat, number one, litterally me 24/7...
Natalia The art nerd (8 months ago)
Heh boys..... We will see about that
Elephants !!!!!!! (8 months ago)
“I just fixed communication between the genders”😂😂😂😂😂
Don't Judge Me! (8 months ago)
2:41 I have this friend who NEVER fucking shuts up about her girlfriend! She always wants me to come over as well, and that’s only EVER if her gf can’t come in my place! I’m always the fucking second-best/ULTIMATE third wheel!
Cherry Yume (8 months ago)
10 things you shouldn’t say to a genderfluid person I need

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