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Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Guy

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Grace Wells (1 day ago)
2018 anyone?
Jenna Hilton (5 days ago)
Good thing I’ve never said any of things.
LegzFallOffGirl (13 days ago)
Give you a break? No. Never.
The comment section of this video is similar to the girl video in that both are filled with girls complaining.
“You are so sweet how do you not have a girlfriend” *_”I’m gay”_*
Crunchy Emily (30 days ago)
"It's nothing" means, "I have something to say to you, but you can't handle it right now, and I won't be able to handle your not handling it, so I'm not going to tell you."
BerwynSigns (1 month ago)
Here's what you should never say to a guy: "Man up" "____ is for girls (horses, pink/purple, flowers, etc.)" "Men don't cry" Also attitudes to fix "Men have to be the one to make the first move" "He better make me feel like a queen (although I won't make him feel like a king)" "Men should pay for everything, he's lucky to have me in the first place" Here's a fun story. Boyfriend loves girlfriend. Boyfriend buys flowers for girlfriend. Girlfriend says "Okay, what did you do that I need to forgive?" boyfriend associates that girlfriend has negative reaction to getting flowers. Boyfriend never buys flowers for girlfriend again. It's true, so stop frickin saying it! Furthermore... If you think we will pick up on your subtle hints you like us, youre wrong. Because chances are we're doing our best to not ruin the friendship, and not look like a creep. You get branded a creep if you pick up on hints that aren't there. It's a catch-22, there is no way to actually make a relationship happen unless the girl just outright states how she feels.
Sir SupesAfro (1 month ago)
2:23 Obunga
Niya Schroeder (1 month ago)
You guys are soooo cute 😂
Schnibble Schnubble (1 month ago)
Oml, I love this channel! I have recently discovered this wonderful place
Magic Mystery (1 month ago)
This video 😂😂😂
Uriah Romero (1 month ago)
The door thing...never happens since I live in the south (Tho I’m in central Florida, so don’t totally count)
Bucky Watson (1 month ago)
if I opened a door for a girl and she gave me shit for it, I'd cancel the date on the spot and leave. oh but you're capable of walking home right? bitch.
Mystery & Integrity (1 month ago)
encounter 2 out of the 10 things you mentioned every so often, so yes i definitely relate
Millie The Mouse-bat (1 month ago)
But I'm am an introvert and don't want to publicly show my feeling. Also some girls can I be really dumb. I'm a girl btw.
W I E R D K I D (1 month ago)
Omg the first one is so true 😅😅😅 it's like you're trying to help someone but there like nope. So you just got you can't help zoned
Crazy Cat Lady (1 month ago)
1:35 😂
Worstmom Intheuniverse (2 months ago)
Attempting to be helpful (but sure that I'll be ignored)... Not too many guys mature past the age of 16. Whatever he's like at that age is *likely* how's he's going to be later. Guys, you can make this not true. Step up to the plate by finding out now what women want, and make goals to reach. You're welcome.
Worstmom Intheuniverse (18 days ago)
+Elie Bordron it's only a matter of being a good student >> listen, watch, "sleuth". If you tell females that you want to get to know females in order to be a good boyfriend (*guy who's a dateable friend) ...most will help you out. Guys can ask for females to explain what they meant by something "...because what I heard / it means to me is...." 😉 so that lines of communication are open.
Elie Bordron (19 days ago)
When you say "find out what women want" I hear "find water in the Sahara" Nevermind, ty
Hmmmm... So what I'm getting from here is that all guys like all girls... *realizes how many male friends I have* UHH *bolts door and locks self in a dark closet*
Isabels LIFE (2 months ago)
I once told a guy he felt like a brother to me is that bad but like we bothers knew we where good friend s
Sarah Armstrong (2 months ago)
i must be the only one who thinks jordan should do shows for little kids. he just has that soothing voice that’s like, “and remember always be nice to one another, and you’ll always have a friend.”
Rose Z. (2 months ago)
I never said or thought of saying these things to anyone before but you guys are funny and to the point.
Graciela Beltran-Hall (2 months ago)
2:25 replace open the door to carry this rock. I can do it, it just crushing my chest, it's a girl problem, you wouldn't understand. This actually happened to me and I was mad because he still looked at me as though I was incapable of doing it even though he knows that I can beat him up. He still does it and it's just really annoying.
shanni shade (2 months ago)
I'm gonna sub
Sky is FiNe (2 months ago)
The things I say to my bf- Nothing. I'm fine Does this make me look fat? So what are you thinking? *Shit*
Nada Mohammed (2 months ago)
I just watched this to know how to bother my crush 😂😂
HONOR LANTERN (2 months ago)
1:18 and 1:20 it happened to me and I hate it I hate it.
Puppeteer's Puppet (2 months ago)
Dont tell them they are cute. My guy friend hates it.
Rant (2 months ago)
You forgot one............ But you know boy will be boys
Virginia Babiash (2 months ago)
I NEVER ask a guy what he's thinking...it's always the same thing...sex
wenders (2 months ago)
0:56 of but you dont know how annoying it is when they wont hand over whatever im trying to get done and then they get all defensive and shit
EAnimates (2 months ago)
Can you do one for non binary people, like gender fluid, agender, Demi-girl/boy
Rainy RBLX (2 months ago)
"You are soooo sweet! Who do you not have a gf yet?" BECAUSE YOU WONT DATE ME! I love DAT quote
Maddy Stanger (2 months ago)
XD 2:17 is me.
Kathya Vargas (3 months ago)
Kwel
Dewayne219 (3 months ago)
“So what are you thinking about?” Oooooo that hit too close to home
Josephine Nathania (3 months ago)
Oh my.. I said one of those to my crush. I'm insane. Now everything's over. This video is a great help, thank you so much. Btw, how can i look at my crush in the eye now? 😂
Snaps (3 months ago)
Can we have some real stuff they shouldnt tell us an not the most shit being about friendzone
Mariana Matos (3 months ago)
2 minutes and a half... tell me where can I find that lost specimen called "nice guy" please
TaehyungggIsLife 1995 (3 months ago)
*"Girls also say some dumb stuff*...* I would be lying if I say that isn't true😂
Husbandpumpkin (3 months ago)
If you’re a girl, please don’t say this to another girl either lmao
Damini Banerjee (3 months ago)
U guys r awwwwesooommmmeee
Unicorn Alli (3 months ago)
Welp right off the bat, number one, litterally me 24/7...
Natalia The art nerd (3 months ago)
Heh boys..... We will see about that
Elephants !!!!!!! (3 months ago)
“I just fixed communication between the genders”😂😂😂😂😂
Don't Judge Me! (3 months ago)
2:41 I have this friend who NEVER fucking shuts up about her girlfriend! She always wants me to come over as well, and that’s only EVER if her gf can’t come in my place! I’m always the fucking second-best/ULTIMATE third wheel!
Kookie's Cookie (3 months ago)
Us girls here doing some research 😂
Inky AJ (3 months ago)
10 things you shouldn’t say to a genderfluid person I need
TheOneAndOnly FloofQueen (3 months ago)
If I said “Does this make me look fat?” And they said yes, I’d probably agree XD
Vids Extreme (3 months ago)
1:19 😂😂😂
Amaltheia (3 months ago)
This video implies that men and women can't be friends. Yeah, I am a girl and I have a male BFF, he's like a brother to me, he would make his girlfriend really happy, but I don't want to date him and he doesn't want to date me. It's as simple as that. We're like siblings and it's fine.
Angel Ky. (3 months ago)
*takes notes in notepad* I wonder how many guys secretly think that we girls... are complex and fragile creatures that cannot be dealt with too easily. Like an alien species... But guys... Are so complex too. I'm mind blown. -Angel
Ana Isabel O (3 months ago)
I just love this guy 😂😍😘
SadieSKT (3 months ago)
thank you
Haley (3 months ago)
you can say the brother one if ur just friends
Jay Anderson (3 months ago)
This is the most heterosexual video I've ever seen .
bleulps (3 months ago)
Is this the guy that filmed the Confirmation Methodist dilly? Lol
He is cute
notsoawesomeadrianna (3 months ago)
Girl here to clear all of these points out. Lets begin. 1. I dunno about other girls, but for me, I say this when I have a lot on my plate but don't want to seem too emotional about it. I won't really tell people about stuff like this unless we're close, but it can also be because we're too close. 2. I've never really struggled with being overweight tbh but I take my health very seriously and I do not want to give off the wrong impression. 3. Can't really speak here cause I hate it when other people do it to me. 4. We like you as a friend, we're just not interested. Also, was I the only one catching on r/niceguy vibes?? 5. Not interested, but we still think you're a good person. 6. I just like to be modest with what I wear, although I've never seen the problem with showing a bra strap. 7. Again, not interested. Plus I don't see how this would apply to *all* guys. This would only really apply to the ones interested in you. 8. Again, can't speak. I'm in that same situation. 9. That's just straight up rude. The only person I could see saying that is some radical feminist who believes she's constantly oppressed. 10. It's really never okay to bring up your ex, no matter your sex.
Alanadaunicorn Qween (3 months ago)
When we say that we're "fine" or that we're not mad when we are its because the second we show any type of emotion we're seen as hormonal dramatic female dogs who are probably on their period.
Hibbs Genevieve (3 months ago)
None of these questions bother me (I’m fluxfluid so this applies on my ‘male days’ I guess you call them lol)
Jacqueline Bella (3 months ago)
Thanks I needed this
Don't ever ask a guy if he does watch hentai ...I did and ...😂😂😒
Nikol Todorova (3 months ago)
*Oops*
Isabella78903 (3 months ago)
But there's a kid in my class who says I'm like a sister to him so I say he's like a brother to me
Yu_gyeom (3 months ago)
“It’s nothing, I’m fine” crap I say that all the time because I feel like it’s just moral for somebody to ask you what’s wrong, and I almost never think they actually care
YoItzStriker :D (3 months ago)
Ok so dork my experience, yes I said that to my crush, about why he’s so amazing and doesn’t have a girlfriend. Guess what? I asked him out and he was faking about it. Great isn’t it?
Squidward Tentacles (3 months ago)
hahahaha sorry we think you are a great friend but have no romantic feelings for you
AllySunshine 02 (3 months ago)
Last time i talked about my problems with a guy He said "oh c'mon you're just overrracting. GIRLS are sooo hysterical" I was having a fucking mental breakdown. So, i think i'm just going to say "nothing i'm okay"
Queen Acobta (3 months ago)
Loving the guys at the end
Lindsay Panezich (3 months ago)
Bitch in your other one you missed out on so many more things that were way better for dudes to learn understand
Josi101 (3 months ago)
I literally watched both videos the one about what not to say to girls and this one. XD it's like all of them from both videos for meee ooof
》Tessa 《 (3 months ago)
So how about giving tips? I can be very straightforward sometimes. If i don't like his deodorant, can i tell him?
Eya_mn.s (3 months ago)
Ok it's my second video in this channel and i love it sm😍 great job
Hi Bye (3 months ago)
Ok my name is actually Jordan so the intro surprised me.
Frizzle and Kalamari (3 months ago)
I never talk about my feelings :D As a lesbian....... I shall say "You'll make someone happy one day" I HAVE THE TICKET TO SAY IT :D I HAVE THE TICKET TO SAY MANY OF THESE
im JungSHOOK (3 months ago)
"You are so sweet how do you not have a girlfriend??" Oops...
][ (3 months ago)
THANK you I need to know this
Emily Sills (3 months ago)
(Compares life to vid) well then.
babycxza asmr (3 months ago)
I’ve seen a few comments about height, if you’re under 5”9 you’re short. If you’re 5”9 or over: you’re tall. Remember, being short isn’t a bad thing.
Ngarairia MINARAPA (3 months ago)
thx now I know what not to say to my crush
Fair enough I guess ...
Books Are Better (3 months ago)
I’m the guy who thought about that commercial, I do that all the time then forget where I started 😂
sass_sunshine123 (3 months ago)
2:55 he sounds like patrick from spongebob. Who agrees??????????
Alberts Choise (3 months ago)
We do need the welp
Nazario Saldaña (3 months ago)
Here just let me do it also applies to girls because it also make us feel weak so basicly don't say that to anyone
Now I know... ;-;
LittleNovaStar (3 months ago)
Ok, so for the train of thought. I'm a girl and my thoughts usually go like that or I don't know how my thoughts got to something. I write down my thoughts sometimes... I have have spent a straight 15min trying to figure out what I was thinking.
Elizta Cookie (3 months ago)
1:57: PREACHH
Elizta Cookie (3 months ago)
0:54: Preach
AceOfHearts LPS (3 months ago)
When a girl says its nothing im fine i can understand its hard but that basicly means please go away i really dont wanna talk about it just let me lay down
Dusty Leaves (3 months ago)
Pretty sure the thought thing is the same for everyone
Hannah Paek (3 months ago)
Worst thing to say during sex “Is it in yet?”
Mystical Fluffy (3 months ago)
Ma friend: ey you alright? Me: Oh y-yeah im alright I always lied like that, im never okay inside :P
Laura Christie (3 months ago)
Omg why would you say that to someone opening the door for you? They didn’t have to, honestly...
villan deku (3 months ago)
Ummmm What about Ten things you shouldn't say to nonbinairy (I'm aware I spelled that wrong)people??? Or gay Or lesbian Or trans. And lady's and gentlemen and it's and or's, that is how you start a series.
구민영cinnamonbreeze (3 months ago)
you can just HEAR the fustration in his voice XS
Starfeather136 (3 months ago)
"So what are you thinking about?" Never ask a girl that either, xD
Oceantic Serina (3 months ago)
I told someone you’re like a brother to me his face is like ahhhh ok 😔
Lily Carlisle (3 months ago)
1:34 nice demonstration

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