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Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Guy

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Alex Hooper (5 days ago)
Also, never say "Yeah, that was kinda pathetic/weak" about an action that the guy has done.
girl wonder (9 days ago)
Iv done the here just let me do that Alot in my life
Mang Kanor (21 days ago)
Numales
well also a thing that guys dont like is when u say im taller than you..
Perfectstranger 173 (25 days ago)
1:15 lollll
オカミート (27 days ago)
Welp to late I already told a really good friend of mine that he is like a brother to me ;-; Rip... (I regret)
Hans Sturm (29 days ago)
Sonehow I have peered beyond the veil of the living and stared the devil right in his face. He told me the top ten things you shouldnt say to a guy. Then he casted me into hellfire. Liked and Subscribed :D
Ruth Maddela (29 days ago)
Wait. I grew up in the same church as Vinny (far left) from Pomton Lakes. Wut.
Good Boy (1 month ago)
“You are *so* sweet! How do you not have a girlfriend?” Like, what am I supposed to say to this? “I don’t know. I guess I’m just completely unlikeable.”
Bat Can (1 month ago)
Don’t act like you are in to us than tell us how you really want this other guy
ranroon (1 month ago)
I like the guy that's talking ;)
YOYOYO mynaem (1 month ago)
1. number one is already really about women and he even looks like a pussy beggar. 2. about women again, lulz 3. actually about men, imagine my shock 4. kind of an odd response to a non-issue 5. idiot 6. Just be honest, anything less is sort of benevolent sexism 7. Maybe it could be said nicer, but whatever 8. the door thing is self-ridiculing of women when they say it, it's a self own. I am going to guess the men's advice video was far more political.
Dimønd Wølf (1 month ago)
I tell my guy friend all the time I'm fine and he just asks continuously sometimes I tell him what's wrong if I need someone to talk to but I feel bad when I don't because he's one of the few people that care. Plus he's had bad experiences with people who cut and pretend to be depressed and hurt him that way and I'm scared he thinks I'm gonna hurt him like that... I care too much about him and my anxiety and stress levels aren't helping I just don't know what to do
lexiconlover (1 month ago)
Ok. Now In gonna go do all of those things
bitchy bella (1 month ago)
I watched this because all my friends are boys...
TheWakkyTank (2 months ago)
I thought your favorite band was As Cities Burn
LavenderRose Tea (2 months ago)
2:13 I would love to find someone like that so then o could introduce them to my fandoms 😂 oof but I do think things like that
"My ex used to do that, t-" THEN GO BACK TO THAT EX YOU MOST LOVE YOU TRASHBAG WHY DID YOU EVEN DATE ME
lionblooze (2 months ago)
You have a small pee pee 80
Shelby Eckhoff (2 months ago)
Josh and Kelli were wiping that dish with a hackey sack.
The man in the suit (2 months ago)
How do you not have a girl friend because you wont date me that's brilliant
Yodernote Boy (2 months ago)
"Is this outfit showing too much skin?" Me: "You know what? Yeah, IT IS!! If only you freaking understood how many of us guys are TRYING our hardest to NOT focus on pornographic thoughts to kick this DEPRESSING, SELF-ESTEEM LOWERING *ADDICTION* to PORN!!!! Why the HELL do you think you should wear THIS!?!? That normal t-shirt and this knee legnth skirt look great, please wear them instead!" Actually me: "Uhhhh, I don't...know...looks fine..." *uncomfortably begins checking phone for pretend important things*
Miss Moon Macaroon (2 months ago)
Some girls say that cause of their past🙁
Chinmayee chavan (2 months ago)
The way you describe it, Man you nailed it!
HEY KYU (2 months ago)
Well all the guys who open doors and bottles for me were the ones who liked me. And a few of them confessed that they only did it because they liked me otherwise they wouldn’t bother. But of course I was polite about it and thanked them. However, I came to realise that other guys whom I have a completely platonic friendship with NEVER opened the door for me or any other female friends before unless it was a girl they liked. such experience led me to create this stereotype for guys who open doors to be unusual and had a motive behind it but I know there surely are some rare guys out there who are always a gentlemen no matter to whom and that’s great! Disclaimer: I do open doors for guys and girls and I don’t see why girls can’t do the same! I know some guys also thinks I have a motive for doing so but sadly I actually understand why they might think that
Grace Wells (2 months ago)
2018 anyone?
Jenna Hilton (2 months ago)
Good thing I’ve never said any of things.
LegzFallOffGirl (3 months ago)
Give you a break? No. Never.
The comment section of this video is similar to the girl video in that both are filled with girls complaining.
“You are so sweet how do you not have a girlfriend” *_”I’m gay”_*
Crunchy Emily (3 months ago)
"It's nothing" means, "I have something to say to you, but you can't handle it right now, and I won't be able to handle your not handling it, so I'm not going to tell you."
BerwynSigns (3 months ago)
Here's what you should never say to a guy: "Man up" "____ is for girls (horses, pink/purple, flowers, etc.)" "Men don't cry" Also attitudes to fix "Men have to be the one to make the first move" "He better make me feel like a queen (although I won't make him feel like a king)" "Men should pay for everything, he's lucky to have me in the first place" Here's a fun story. Boyfriend loves girlfriend. Boyfriend buys flowers for girlfriend. Girlfriend says "Okay, what did you do that I need to forgive?" boyfriend associates that girlfriend has negative reaction to getting flowers. Boyfriend never buys flowers for girlfriend again. It's true, so stop frickin saying it! Furthermore... If you think we will pick up on your subtle hints you like us, youre wrong. Because chances are we're doing our best to not ruin the friendship, and not look like a creep. You get branded a creep if you pick up on hints that aren't there. It's a catch-22, there is no way to actually make a relationship happen unless the girl just outright states how she feels.
Sir SupesAfro (3 months ago)
2:23 Obunga
Niya Schroeder (3 months ago)
You guys are soooo cute 😂
Schnibble Schnubble (3 months ago)
Oml, I love this channel! I have recently discovered this wonderful place
Magic Mystery (3 months ago)
This video 😂😂😂
Uriah Romero (3 months ago)
The door thing...never happens since I live in the south (Tho I’m in central Florida, so don’t totally count)
Bucky Watson (3 months ago)
if I opened a door for a girl and she gave me shit for it, I'd cancel the date on the spot and leave. oh but you're capable of walking home right? bitch.
Mystery & Integrity (4 months ago)
encounter 2 out of the 10 things you mentioned every so often, so yes i definitely relate
Millie The Mouse-bat (4 months ago)
But I'm am an introvert and don't want to publicly show my feeling. Also some girls can I be really dumb. I'm a girl btw.
That One Weird Kid (4 months ago)
Omg the first one is so true 😅😅😅 it's like you're trying to help someone but there like nope. So you just got you can't help zoned
Crazy Cat Lady (4 months ago)
1:35 😂
Worstmom Intheuniverse (4 months ago)
Attempting to be helpful (but sure that I'll be ignored)... Not too many guys mature past the age of 16. Whatever he's like at that age is *likely* how's he's going to be later. Guys, you can make this not true. Step up to the plate by finding out now what women want, and make goals to reach. You're welcome.
Worstmom Intheuniverse (3 months ago)
+Elie Bordron it's only a matter of being a good student >> listen, watch, "sleuth". If you tell females that you want to get to know females in order to be a good boyfriend (*guy who's a dateable friend) ...most will help you out. Guys can ask for females to explain what they meant by something "...because what I heard / it means to me is...." 😉 so that lines of communication are open.
Elie Bordron (3 months ago)
When you say "find out what women want" I hear "find water in the Sahara" Nevermind, ty
Hmmmm... So what I'm getting from here is that all guys like all girls... *realizes how many male friends I have* UHH *bolts door and locks self in a dark closet*
Isabels LIFE (5 months ago)
I once told a guy he felt like a brother to me is that bad but like we bothers knew we where good friend s
Sarah Armstrong (5 months ago)
i must be the only one who thinks jordan should do shows for little kids. he just has that soothing voice that’s like, “and remember always be nice to one another, and you’ll always have a friend.”
Rose Z. (5 months ago)
I never said or thought of saying these things to anyone before but you guys are funny and to the point.
Graciela Beltran-Hall (5 months ago)
2:25 replace open the door to carry this rock. I can do it, it just crushing my chest, it's a girl problem, you wouldn't understand. This actually happened to me and I was mad because he still looked at me as though I was incapable of doing it even though he knows that I can beat him up. He still does it and it's just really annoying.
shanni shade (5 months ago)
I'm gonna sub
skys darkest craft (5 months ago)
The things I say to my bf- Nothing. I'm fine Does this make me look fat? So what are you thinking? *Shit*
Nada Mohammed (5 months ago)
I just watched this to know how to bother my crush 😂😂
HONOR LANTERN (5 months ago)
1:18 and 1:20 it happened to me and I hate it I hate it.
Puppeteer's Puppet (5 months ago)
Dont tell them they are cute. My guy friend hates it.
Rant (5 months ago)
You forgot one............ But you know boy will be boys
Virginia Babiash (5 months ago)
I NEVER ask a guy what he's thinking...it's always the same thing...sex
wenders (5 months ago)
0:56 of but you dont know how annoying it is when they wont hand over whatever im trying to get done and then they get all defensive and shit
E Animates (5 months ago)
Can you do one for non binary people, like gender fluid, agender, Demi-girl/boy
Rainy RBLX (5 months ago)
"You are soooo sweet! Who do you not have a gf yet?" BECAUSE YOU WONT DATE ME! I love DAT quote
Maddy Stanger (5 months ago)
XD 2:17 is me.
Kathya Vargas (5 months ago)
Kwel
Dewayne219 (5 months ago)
“So what are you thinking about?” Oooooo that hit too close to home
Josephine Nathania (5 months ago)
Oh my.. I said one of those to my crush. I'm insane. Now everything's over. This video is a great help, thank you so much. Btw, how can i look at my crush in the eye now? 😂
Snaps (5 months ago)
Can we have some real stuff they shouldnt tell us an not the most shit being about friendzone
Mariana Matos (5 months ago)
2 minutes and a half... tell me where can I find that lost specimen called "nice guy" please
TaehyungggIsLife 1995 (5 months ago)
*"Girls also say some dumb stuff*...* I would be lying if I say that isn't true😂
Husbandpumpkin (5 months ago)
If you’re a girl, please don’t say this to another girl either lmao
Damini Banerjee (5 months ago)
U guys r awwwwesooommmmeee
Unicorn Alli (5 months ago)
Welp right off the bat, number one, litterally me 24/7...
Natalia The art nerd (5 months ago)
Heh boys..... We will see about that
Elephants !!!!!!! (5 months ago)
“I just fixed communication between the genders”😂😂😂😂😂
Don't Judge Me! (5 months ago)
2:41 I have this friend who NEVER fucking shuts up about her girlfriend! She always wants me to come over as well, and that’s only EVER if her gf can’t come in my place! I’m always the fucking second-best/ULTIMATE third wheel!
Amae Yume (5 months ago)
10 things you shouldn’t say to a genderfluid person I need
TheOneAndOnly FloofQueen (5 months ago)
If I said “Does this make me look fat?” And they said yes, I’d probably agree XD
A T J (5 months ago)
1:19 😂😂😂
Amaltheia (5 months ago)
This video implies that men and women can't be friends. Yeah, I am a girl and I have a male BFF, he's like a brother to me, he would make his girlfriend really happy, but I don't want to date him and he doesn't want to date me. It's as simple as that. We're like siblings and it's fine.
Angel Ky. (5 months ago)
*takes notes in notepad* I wonder how many guys secretly think that we girls... are complex and fragile creatures that cannot be dealt with too easily. Like an alien species... But guys... Are so complex too. I'm mind blown. -Angel
Jason Martin (1 month ago)
Angel Ky. Most of them do trust me
Ana Isabel O (5 months ago)
I just love this guy 😂😍😘
SadieSKT (5 months ago)
thank you
Haley (5 months ago)
you can say the brother one if ur just friends
Jay Anderson (5 months ago)
This is the most heterosexual video I've ever seen .
bleulps (5 months ago)
Is this the guy that filmed the Confirmation Methodist dilly? Lol
speed colors (5 months ago)
He is cute
notsoawesomeadrianna (5 months ago)
Girl here to clear all of these points out. Lets begin. 1. I dunno about other girls, but for me, I say this when I have a lot on my plate but don't want to seem too emotional about it. I won't really tell people about stuff like this unless we're close, but it can also be because we're too close. 2. I've never really struggled with being overweight tbh but I take my health very seriously and I do not want to give off the wrong impression. 3. Can't really speak here cause I hate it when other people do it to me. 4. We like you as a friend, we're just not interested. Also, was I the only one catching on r/niceguy vibes?? 5. Not interested, but we still think you're a good person. 6. I just like to be modest with what I wear, although I've never seen the problem with showing a bra strap. 7. Again, not interested. Plus I don't see how this would apply to *all* guys. This would only really apply to the ones interested in you. 8. Again, can't speak. I'm in that same situation. 9. That's just straight up rude. The only person I could see saying that is some radical feminist who believes she's constantly oppressed. 10. It's really never okay to bring up your ex, no matter your sex.
Alanadaunicorn Qween (5 months ago)
When we say that we're "fine" or that we're not mad when we are its because the second we show any type of emotion we're seen as hormonal dramatic female dogs who are probably on their period.
Hibbs Genevieve (5 months ago)
None of these questions bother me (I’m fluxfluid so this applies on my ‘male days’ I guess you call them lol)
Jacqueline Bella (5 months ago)
Thanks I needed this
specialperson15 (5 months ago)
Don't ever ask a guy if he does watch hentai ...I did and ...😂😂😒
Nikol Todorova (5 months ago)
*Oops*
Isabella78903 (5 months ago)
But there's a kid in my class who says I'm like a sister to him so I say he's like a brother to me
김유겸 (5 months ago)
“It’s nothing, I’m fine” crap I say that all the time because I feel like it’s just moral for somebody to ask you what’s wrong, and I almost never think they actually care
dumbqt (5 months ago)
Ok so dork my experience, yes I said that to my crush, about why he’s so amazing and doesn’t have a girlfriend. Guess what? I asked him out and he was faking about it. Great isn’t it?
Squidward Tentacles (5 months ago)
hahahaha sorry we think you are a great friend but have no romantic feelings for you
AllySunshine 02 (5 months ago)
Last time i talked about my problems with a guy He said "oh c'mon you're just overrracting. GIRLS are sooo hysterical" I was having a fucking mental breakdown. So, i think i'm just going to say "nothing i'm okay"
Queen Acobta (5 months ago)
Loving the guys at the end
Lindsay Panezich (5 months ago)
Bitch in your other one you missed out on so many more things that were way better for dudes to learn understand
Josi101 (5 months ago)
I literally watched both videos the one about what not to say to girls and this one. XD it's like all of them from both videos for meee ooof
》Tilly 《 (5 months ago)
So how about giving tips? I can be very straightforward sometimes. If i don't like his deodorant, can i tell him?
Eya_mn.s (5 months ago)
Ok it's my second video in this channel and i love it sm😍 great job
Hi Bye (5 months ago)
Ok my name is actually Jordan so the intro surprised me.
Frizzle and Kalamari (5 months ago)
I never talk about my feelings :D As a lesbian....... I shall say "You'll make someone happy one day" I HAVE THE TICKET TO SAY IT :D I HAVE THE TICKET TO SAY MANY OF THESE

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