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Kate Bischoff (6 days ago)
"even if christians have a fun athiest dating stage, no athiest is gonna be having a fun christian dating phase" v true
Saya Fuji (6 days ago)
"I'm not talking about that weird...NESS"
Stella Baker (16 days ago)
I now want a t shirt that says bog brother = bog mad
Isabella Rios (20 days ago)
I'm going to be a David to my older friend!
Eden Gallagher (1 month ago)
#YOUCANDELETEYOURCOMMENT @ the ig thing
Felicity Dargis (1 month ago)
Aww I wish I had a bog brother like that XD
kk9591 (2 months ago)
All I can think right now is "um... I think I'm David..."
OliviANDixie (2 months ago)
I just now finally figured out why it’s called Messyges. Messy Mondays. MESSYges. Why am I proclaiming my naivety. I should be proclaiming Jesus Christ is Lord. #gotellitonthemountian
Torilinn Cwanek (3 months ago)
*Zooms in on the Jordan-less "Hi'* I busted out laughing and my sister didn't know what the heck was wrong with me
Rose Marsden (3 months ago)
How old are all these people that send some of these messages in?? 😂😂😂 love reading them though haha yay messages! 😂🙌🏼
Tasha Soto (3 months ago)
That contact thing is the best information ever!! Thank you so much. 😘😘😘
SheepFlockFilms (3 months ago)
You've been pretty funny recently.
Simply Us (3 months ago)
Oh, when people try to make excuses for their longings when they know what they should do. High school girl, I know people who made decisions to have an athiest dating stage and they now are not Christians. Others really did some terrible things because they were brought down. Be careful of what you decide because the person you are with can really mess with your moral compass. Girl with boyfriend having David over so often. He needs to say, "Hey David, I need you to NOT come over today because I want to be with my girl today! It's important to me!" David is always going to be in your life so you have to adjust to that or speak up in a kind way that your time together is very precious to you. Poor Josh got the bad eye gene in the Taylor family. :: skips ahead past the ad :: Wow. Typos and weird things just because of an Instagram post. Just deleted all the comments and next time ask your friend why she said what she did so that it gets worked out faster so your over protective brothers stay out. Trust me. I have over protective brothers. They told me they were going to beat up my first boyfriend (they didn't). Man. This kissing thing. I was kiss obsessed too. I kissed a few people before meeting my husband, who was the first guy I had a make-out session with (I was nearly 17 when I first did that). I have some very funny first kiss stories too, as I was a few people's first kiss. However, waiting to kiss the right person is best. Now I make out with my first make out session man all the time since we married, and goodness you don't realize, 15 year old, that those dudes get very excited while kissing you and it is more than just a first kiss. "What is that feeling against my body?" Yeah. So wait for the right person because then you might want more and more and more and more with that person. Before you know it, you'll want to have sex. I speak from experience. Be smart. Kiss the right guy. One who loves you deeply and wants to marry you. Sorry for adding my own advice, Josh. I LOVE this stuff too and used to get asked for advice in high school from loads of people and continue to, and it is so much fun for me, so I LOVE MESSYGES!! -Victoria
Lyra Avatar (3 months ago)
13:15 Thank me later
Keren (3 months ago)
Lyra Avatar hahahahahhahahahahahha
Amy Jarvis (3 months ago)
Messyges is my favorite thing on YouTube. Bog mad is my new favorite phrase. Thank you for both of these things.
Steven Bartels (3 months ago)
That wasn't a brain slip. That was a DYAC moment. Everyone needs to chill. Thanks for a good show.
Rachel Knodel (3 months ago)
my religion teacher looks exactly like jordan. He is the german version of Jordan
Lilly Faye (3 months ago)
Jordan reminds me of Sid the sloth. And I love Sid the sloth
isingformyking (3 months ago)
Jordan’s going to make a great father when he reads bedtime stories to his future kids. He makes a great narrator reading all these messyges. 😂😂😂😂
Jessica Peyton (3 months ago)
Great advice this week Jordan!!!
Brittany Williford (3 months ago)
“I’m 15 and I haven’t had my first kiss”. Girl. Girl. I wasn’t even allowed to date until 16. I still haven’t even tho I’m 18. (But that’s my fault😂). But like you’re worried about kissing at an age I wasn’t even allowed to date😂😂
Brittany Williford (3 months ago)
“You aren’t so pretty” was probably autocorrect. Let’s be honest. Autocorrect is out to ruin our lives.
alyssa Meadville (3 months ago)
My teacher tells us being partners in class does not mean we a dating. Then she continues to tell us she is married to her chemistry partner from high school.
Chloe Jones (3 months ago)
Is no one gonna talk about what it looked like before he said "immediately" in the very beginning of the video?😂
Zrob (3 months ago)
Can someone tell me how to send them a message for these videos. I have a really interesting question and story.
Evangeline Black (3 months ago)
Jordan's arms are very tanned.
Philomena Mack (3 months ago)
I was totally waiting for him to be like "..AND leave good messyges. -For world peace!" 😂😂
Sofia .T (3 months ago)
Literally just tag all the angry people, post a comment on ur pic and say it was a typo!!! 👈😂
Brianna Bushman (3 months ago)
To the girl who hasn't had her first kiss - I'm 20 and still haven't ever kissed/been kissed by anyone (not counting family), I've never been on a date, never had a boyfriend. You're okay if you're 15 and haven't experienced these things.
Enfar (3 months ago)
could have been a guy too they never specified
dorileigh (3 months ago)
Brianna Bushman oh my gawd saaaame!!!! I’m 14 and I have never had a bf😂😂 besides, I’m a potato so who’s gunna like me?😂😂
that laugh at the end.....
Miranda Throneburg (3 months ago)
how did you misread instagram as facebook? lol
Stormy Phillips (3 months ago)
ALSO. Am I the only one that was a tad bothered by the wording by the brother in the Instagram comment messyge? “You shouldn’t say that to ‘someone’s little sister?” Not “you shouldn’t say that to someone?” I know it’s random but it bugged me.
Stormy Phillips (3 months ago)
Behold, a wild Josh has appeared.
Landry Coday (3 months ago)
i was eating cereal while watching this and almost choked to death trying not to laugh while i was chewing
Ari M (3 months ago)
Jordan, Josh, I really want to commend you on the way you did the sponsor in this video. It felt extremely genuine and I was truly interested, I smiled and I wanted to go out and support the sponsor, even though I wear glasses. I wanted you guys to know that, and I also wanted to say I am so excited that messyges is back, it makes me happy.
Tyler Rozier (3 months ago)
You guys are great!!!!
65 Drums (3 months ago)
You have to show them mercy 😂🤣
Luke Griffin (3 months ago)
Why do you guys call Optometrists "Eye Doctors" It's do weird
Malisa Suarez (3 months ago)
So I will get on Instagram once a month or so and I dont have notifications on so it could happen to me that I accidentally say the wrong thing and not see comments made on it. I would however make a public apology and delete the offensive post. Just saying...
Alessandra (3 months ago)
You aren't so pretty Sorry typo *are
Alessandra (3 months ago)
"I'm 18 and my boyfriend is 21. We've been dating for a year." Hold on isn't that illegal? Hmmmmmm
ItsQuell (3 months ago)
am i the only one who wonders where blimey cow even came from??
Carolina Jusem-Laporte (3 months ago)
Lol im neither half im freaking confused
Haley Crane (3 months ago)
Messyges is sponsored by contacts because Jordan helps people *see* the light
Aimee (3 months ago)
Probably my favourite messyges so far 😂
Morganachan (3 months ago)
That girl on Instagram probably just made a typo and it auto corrected to "aren't"
Grace M. Covey (3 months ago)
Jordan and Josh are hilarious.
Bonestheninja (3 months ago)
*"i am sufficed with my job today"*
BerwynSigns (3 months ago)
bog brother is bog mad
Rachel Carpenter (3 months ago)
Hi Jordan, I have a problem. I hate Jews, black people, and anybody who is not German. I believe that the German race is elite and we need to cleanse the world of all other forms of humanity. I also committed suicide. Help me! --Adolf Hitler
Rachel Carpenter (3 months ago)
Watch with close captions: "It was a Freudian slip".
YumiTheYoshiTamer (3 months ago)
Jordan is our online bog brother, confirmed by the end of the video.
Emma Will (3 months ago)
This is the best show on YouTube.
Golden Spoon Productions (3 months ago)
You have to show that mercy XD
Shar Mayo (3 months ago)
You had the chance to say “discomBOGulated” and missed it😂
LittleDancerByGrace (3 months ago)
2.30 - Preach, sir.
Susannah N. (3 months ago)
The only show where I enjoy watching the commercial!
Lux Angel (3 months ago)
bog mood
falalala27 (3 months ago)
Messyges is life.
Eva Fischer (4 months ago)
12:32 "YoU're sO pREtTy"
Rachel Watson (4 months ago)
How do they not have atleast 2m
Samantha Cox (4 months ago)
I’m so sad that they never answer my messyges. I have weird problems that I need guidance on!!
Clarissa Peyton (4 months ago)
4:10 ...wait doesn't that mean that he was dating a minor🤔🤔🤔
John Sharp (4 months ago)
12:40 “It came out at the wrong time and now *bog* brother is *bog* mad” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nicolette Mingels (4 months ago)
I haven't even watched this yet, I'm just pumped that Messyges is seventeen minutes long.
Upupa epops (4 months ago)
16:51 wut
Sarah Berkner (4 months ago)
The plot of Brother Brother 3 has just been released: no one has actually ever sent a Messyge in, Josh made them all up so he could have more brother brother time.
David Venneberg (4 months ago)
This David does not represent the David community. Most of us are reasonable and nice guys
Sadie Sofia (4 months ago)
Josh is mentally freaking out at the thought of 7 billion (give or take) messyges in the inbox.
Sadie Sofia (4 months ago)
PSA: CHECK YOUR MESSAGES BEFORE POSTING ONLINE!!!!! Autocorrect doesn't always do something good. I've almost posted swear words before but thankfully I checked first. Also, check your Messyges before sending too!!! Jordan can't even read these things! :)
Emma Roth (4 months ago)
To the girl who's never been kissed before, I've gone through the same challenge. I'm almost 17, never been kissed, on a real date or had a boyfriend. I had a hard time with it as well, I almost went crazy, lol. But I've come to terms with it and I'm happy that I've set my standards too high for just any guy, so what I'm trying to say is that it is perfectly okay
Simon Koetsier (4 months ago)
I agree on the first one. Date for fun? Can't be serious? Sounds absolutely disgusting to me.
J'sWay (4 months ago)
But would the contacts fix Jordan’s delayed vision problem in season 1 of BBT?
Alie Smith (4 months ago)
"you've had friends that have made out with every man woman and child on the street" 😂😂😂
Alie Smith (4 months ago)
Bog brother
kirkatia98 (4 months ago)
I'm that atheist...I mean, not literally the guy from the video, but that atheist that is very serious about my christian partner
General Luke Productions (4 months ago)
Wear glasses. Then all the contact problems will be solved.
Christina Catoe (4 months ago)
Messyges is the highlight to my week. Thanks guys!
Matthew Richardson (4 months ago)
everyone who disliked this video is named David
Matthew Richardson (4 months ago)
that makes sense
Coolshows101 (4 months ago)
Use an onion on the sting.
wolf (4 months ago)
that angry girl complaining about her boyfriends bestfriends real problem to me is that she is spending the night at her boyfriends house this bestfriend is just try to protect his bud from doing something sinful kudos to him
Lynx Cat (4 months ago)
What is a dog brother?
T.K Wilson (4 months ago)
"That's not an option". Who is this guy, Liam Neeson?
T.K Wilson (4 months ago)
I came to grips with that whole wasp thing when I was 8... Was flew up and stung me *right* on the nose!
Rachelle Gray (4 months ago)
Josh and Jordan, I just want you to know that messyges is hands-down my favorite content that you guys create on a regular basis. I laugh so hard at your interactions with each other as you read through all of this foolishness... 😂
accquizzer (4 months ago)
Dear Anna, What you are committing is what the Old Testament (Numbers, to be exact) a "high held hand against God." A high held hand is a saying from Old Testament times that means you know what is right and wrong, but you still do the wrong thing. You know what Paul says about uneven yoking (2 Corinthians, to be exact), yet you still entertain the temptation to date an atheist. Your messyge to Jordan is not a sincere message. You're just looking for someone validate your sinful thoughts as "correct." Fortunately for you, Jordan is more graceful and merciful with these messyges than I would ever be. If you really love Jesus, you will love him more than anything, including your atheist crush.
Melissa Moses (4 months ago)
What does it say on that pink sticky note? I've been trying to read it since the first time I saw it up on messyges, but it's just too small
Ashleee Baby (4 months ago)
Christians should never date unbelievers, believe me. "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?" 2 Corinthians 6:14
EmethMatthew (4 months ago)
Bog brother time!
Tabitha Chen (4 months ago)
"You're the BEST friend I've EVER had" sign in the background is cute!
daftwombat1 (4 months ago)
Best yet!
Noah Richard (4 months ago)
Can we get a "Bog Brother" t-shirt?
EmJoy Nog (4 months ago)
Josh’s laugh is just contagious! You’ll are the best show on YouTube! 😂
Ethan Sean (4 months ago)
To the last girl: Just slow down, if you focus on getting a kiss, it will lead down a dark path; it could lead to bad things. And I’m not judging! I’m on the road, I’m 15 too, some of my friends are In relationships, but I choose not to get involved in that. Whoever I kiss first, I would like that to be my future wife. But for now, I’m just going to start looking for the right person :). So far life’s been smooth for me! I would advise you to take this advise -Ethan S
Rebekah Krause (4 months ago)
On the subject of high school relationships, it's important to take those relationships seriously because you never know if it will lead to marriage. Typically it doesn't, but in my case my high school sweetheart & I married. We've been married almost 10 years now. If you can't see yourself possibly marrying someone you are interested in, you shouldn't be dating them.
Christian Studios (4 months ago)
Did it autocorrect to aren’t? Just a thought.
Ethan Sean (4 months ago)
Did anyone else notice that the Simple Contacts logo and the Square Space logo are almost identical? 😂😂🤣🤣
Ethan Sean (4 months ago)
Oh my goodness! I thought it was “Sinful contacts”!!!!!!
ellie (4 months ago)
What if it was an autocorrect error

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