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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
 
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Thanks to Bill Nye! Check him out here: http://www.billnye.com/ http://planetary.org/ Vsauce3: http://www.youtube.com/user/Vsauce3 FOLLOW @TWEETSAUCE: http://www.twitter.com/tweetsauce Vsauce MERCH: http://www.districtlines.com/Vsauce Music by Jake Chudnow: http://soundcloud.com/jakechudnow Great list of how famous people would approach the chicken question: http://www.bored.com/chickenjoke/ How we should all FIRST hear the chicken joke: http://ivy.comicgenesis.com/ E.B. White: http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/984.html Frog Dissection app: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/frog-dissection/id377626675 Anti-Joke Chicken: http://www.quickmeme.com/Anti-Joke-Chicken/popular/1/ Anti-Joke Cat: http://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat "No soap, radio": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_radio OLDEST JOKE: http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/commentators/paul-mcdonald-heard-the-one-about-the-oldest-joke-in-the-world-its-a-cracker-2164293.html Original Summerian: http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/proverbs/c.6.1.01.html Agyrophobia: http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=12168 Death Clock: http://deathclock.com/ Percentage of earth that is paved: http://www.artba.org/about/faqs-transportation-general-public/faqs/#9 Chicken Population: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/domesticated-animal-populations_n_913464.html Mary had a little lamb (pics in video from a book I own): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Had_a_Little_Lamb Computational theory of humor [pdf]: http://arxiv.org/abs/0711.2058
Views: 8403523 Vsauce
Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele
 
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While taking attendance, inner-city substitute teacher Mr. Garvey has trouble adjusting to a classroom full of middle-class white students. About Key & Peele: Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator. Subscribe to Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUsN5ZwHx2kILm84-jPDeXw?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/comedycentral Follow Key & Peele: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KeyAndPeele/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/keyandpeele Watch full episodes of Key & Peele: http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedycentral/
Views: 168817444 Comedy Central
Pedestrian Question - Are You Stupid?
 
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SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch the latest Mean Tweets: http://bit.ly/MeanTweets8 Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JKLTwitter Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy nominated "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show. "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 1.5 billion views on YouTube alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, YouTube Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo. Now in its eleventh season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon. Pedestrian Question - Are You Stupid? http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive
Views: 8551278 Jimmy Kimmel Live
The Exam | Mr. Bean Official
 
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Mr. Bean has to take an exam but he doesn't know any of the answers! Stay tuned, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkAGrHCLFmlK3H2kd6isipg?sub_confirmation=1 Welcome to the Official Mr Bean channel! To find out more about Mr Bean visit: http://www.mrbean.com Mr Bean on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/mrbean Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/mrbean More Mr. Bean https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC1EDzqtkrh_Zj67UUTZZmRfrgqwyZNlW
Views: 24908879 Mr Bean
MAN
 
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MAN
Animation created in Flash and After Effects looking at mans relationship with the natural world. Music: In the Hall of the Mountain King by Edvard Grieg. "Hall of the Mountain King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ https://www.facebook.com/SteveCuttsArt https://twitter.com/Steve_Cutts http://www.stevecutts.com Copyright © 2012 www.stevecutts.com
Views: 33711338 Steve Cutts
Kids speak their minds about race
 
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In part two of Anderson Cooper's special report, kids give honest feedback on racial and social issues.
Views: 2262571 CNN
This Means War - Funny Scene (This Is How We Do It)
 
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A funny scene from the rom-com movie 'This Means War ' I Own Nothing. All Rights Reserved by rightful owners. No Copyright Infringement Intended.
Views: 134714 Hossam Kassem
Comedian Gatis Kandis - Britain's Got Talent 2012 audition - UK version
 
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Watch stand-up comedian Gatis Kandis try and win over the BGT Judges with his surreal, silly and slightly bonkers routine. What will Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams make of it? See more from Britain's Got Talent here: http://itv.com/talent http://twitter.com/gottalent http://twitter.com/GatisKandis http://www.facebook.com/BritainsGotTalent
Views: 8828872 Britain's Got Talent
New Segment! What's Wrong with These Signs? Signs
 
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Ellen was very excited to announce a brand new segment. We all love, "What's Wrong with These Photos? Photos," but now it's time for "What's Wrong with These Signs? Signs." It's a whole new world. If you have a sign you think Ellen should see, send it to us here! http://ellen.warnerbros.com/show/respond/?PlugID=397
Views: 2872044 TheEllenShow
You Posted That on Facebook?
 
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Ellen has been on her audience's Facebook pages again! She's found some hilarious and embarrassing photos that she couldn't wait to show her audience, and the rest of America.
Views: 33782473 TheEllenShow
Zoe Alexander's audition - Pink's So What - The X Factor UK 2012
 
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Visit the official site: http://itv.com/xfactor Crash, bang, wallop! Zoe sings like Pink, looks like Pink but doesn't want to be seen as Pink. You got that? Watch as the punky performer throws a temper tantrum after failing to be put through by the Judges. SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/TXFSub Facebook: http://bit.ly/TXFFB Twitter: http://bit.ly/TXFTwi Buy Live Tour Tickets: http://bit.ly/Lf56QY
Views: 14459659 The X Factor UK
The Real You  -  Alan Watts
 
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Who are you really? An amazing lecture given by Alan Watts a British philosopher, writer, and speaker. Speech extract from "Does it do you, or do you do it" by Alan Watts, courtesy of alanwatts.org Check out my new channel: https://goo.gl/Zo8bpB Edited by TragedyandHope All Credit goes to it's respectful owners. If you enjoy my work, please support me, either by sharing the videos and joining the TragedyandHopeProductions Facebook page:
Views: 8482758 Tragedy & Hope
Talking Kitty Cat 26 - No Pets Allowed
 
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In this episode, Steve's landlord comes over. Since pets aren't allowed in the home, Sylvester, Gibson and Shelby are forced to hide. Sylvester refuses to to play along. Flaggle Claggle
Views: 10415126 Talking Kitty Cat
'Are we the Baddies?' Mitchell and Webb Funny Nazi Scetch
 
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'Are we the Baddies?' Mitchell and Webb Funny Nazi Scetch Full scene high quality world war two humour hilarious hitler ss allies WWII comedy
Views: 4963558 rootsrockbelgium
Biggus Dickus - Monty Python, Life of Brian.
 
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Just one of many brilliant scenes from the epic comedy "Life of Brian" by Monty Python. PS: Subtitles is the originals from the blu-ray. PS 2: Yes, we know about the guards! All rights belong to Monty Python.
Views: 8992086 Maru
Backwards talking girl Alyssa on the Today Show 2/1/12
 
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A clip of Alyssa, a girl that can pronounce any word backwards instantly on the Today Show on 2/1/12, it's pretty freaking awesome.
Views: 11582732 Kasonmoors
How to Stop Procrastinating
 
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Sign up for our WellCast newsletter for more of the love, lolz and happy! http://goo.gl/GTLhb Get your procrastination worksheet at http://bit.ly/13EawBF Do you procrastinate? Are you forever putting things off till tomorrow, missing deadlines and pulling all nighters to get projects done last minute? We've got the solution. We're going to help you beat that slipper monster called procrastination once and for all with our three-step method! Let us know if these tips worked for you below. Check out some other awesome episodes of WellCast: 1. Coming Out http://goo.gl/amysN 2. Coping With Grief http://goo.gl/aD4OH 3. How to Break the Ice http://goo.gl/CmS8O 4. Dealing With Rejection http://goo.gl/f3Pw5 5. Party Survival Guide for Introverts http://goo.gl/WYZVe ABOUT WELLCAST: In this twice-a-week show, we explore the physical, mental and emotional paths to wellness. With an emphasis on education, the show addresses both the latest trends and long-standing practices of wellness—everything from the efficacy of the gratitude experiment to the importance of sunshine and vitamin D. Follow along as your host, Kate, guides you through a bi-weekly journaling exercises that helps you apply what you've learned. The ultimate goal: one year, one show, one journal, one collective journey to wellness. Like us on Facebook! http://goo.gl/0DHVJ Follow us on Twitter! http://goo.gl/Ylcv6 Find us on Google+ http://goo.gl/ylCVT Follow us on Tumblr! http://goo.gl/Ds3TB Follow us on Instagram! http://goo.gl/q3IUC Follow us on Pinterest! http://goo.gl/lNhu2
Views: 3289709 watchwellcast
Sustainability explained (explainity® explainer video)
 
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We often hear the words 'sustainable' and 'sustainability' in our daily lives. But what does sustainability mean? And why is it so important? explainity tries to shed some light on these questions. English captions by A. Sanchez Script download: www.explainity.com/education-project/transskripte/ ------- This explainer video was produced by explainity GmbH Homepage: www.explainity.com E-Mail: [email protected] This explanatory film was produced and published for private, non-commercial use and may be used free of charge in this context for private purposes without consultation or written authorization. Please note, however, that neither the content nor the graphics of this explanatory film may be altered in any way. Please always give explainity as the source when using the film, and if you publish it on the internet, provide a reference to www.explainity.com. For commercial use or use for training purposes, such as projection of the film at training events (e.g. projection of the film as a teaching aid in school or in adult education), a licence is required. Further information on this subject will be found here: https://www.explainity.com/education-project If you are interested in an own explainity explainer video, visit our website www.explainity.com and contact us. We are looking forward to your inquiry.
Views: 550642 explainitychannel
Funny/Mean Poems
 
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funny?
Views: 1258 Jennifer Schecter
Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me PARODY! Key of Awesome #62
 
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Justin Bieber is all grown up and ready to fight for love! Watch Behind the Scenes! http://youtu.be/PlTlEkKiAXg See the original- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4em3LKQCAQ Check out our second Channel! http://bit.ly/xtPqZI Subscribe to Awesome! http://bit.ly/y2zUpn Subscribe to BarelyPolitical! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small The Key of Awesome Website! http://www.thekeyofawesome.com KOA Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Jan Uczkowski's stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/JanUczkowski?feature=mhee http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jan-Uczkowski/155675371165314?ref=hl https://twitter.com/janauczkowski http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1738378/ Mark's Channel: http://bit.ly/xZxp0Q http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Channel: http://bit.ly/ykTswv http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Kristen Brancaccio's Stuff http://www.youtube.com/user/KristensReality?feature=mhee http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristen-Brancaccio/264481066930847 http://twitter.com/kristensreality Music Produced by Deep V Music: http://www.deepvmusic.com http://fb.com/ihatedeepvmusic http://www.youtube.com/DeepVMusicSucks Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! http://eepurl.com/iKFpr TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/BPTweeted https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011 LYRICS: BIEBER That guy sure was grumpy No one can touch me As long as I'm swaggy Whatever that means Your daddy told me that he'd murder me but I'm sure he was bluffing That fool don't know meI do Pilates and Karate's, and he's fat and disgusting I'm hot shit, I'm way cool I'm the toughest dude in my homeschool And also I have bodyguards No one can touch me I'm freaking Bruce Lee. I punched a Nazi right in the throat Your daddy is whiney. His wiener is tiny. Is he right behind me? That was a joke Could you please le e e e e e e e e e t go of my nuts Someone call 9 11111111111111111 this sucks GIRLFRIEND How many nines was that? BIEBER It's just a flesh wound He's drivin' on my head But I'm just playin' possum There goes my front tooth When he stops kicking me I got him right where I want him Come back here, we ain't done That's just my arm. I got another one This shit just got real He folded my legs back Ripped off my nutsack Stuck me with thumbtacks He must be mad Pushed me off the roof Beat me with phone books How does my face look? GIRL It's not that bad BIEBER No not the Jajajajajajajajajajajajack hammer. Owwwie. BIG SEAN I don't if you know this but Yo ass looks pretty torn up That old man from Kill Bill needs to take a chill pill I don't know happened son you said you knew karate But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song chopped off your whole body DAD That ain't rappin'. This is rappin' Do the Booty Jam Do the Booty Jam Everyone's a fan of the Booty Jam You're telling me you never heard this? BIEBER Calling Beliebers it's Justin Bieber Put me in the freezer to preserve my head EMPEROR We'll resurrect him We can perfect him We'll reanimate back from the Dead Now you must riiiiiiiiiiiiiise Shawty Join the Dark siiiiiiiiiiiiide BIEBER Swaggy EMPEROR Justin, can you hear me? BIEBER That name no longer has any meaning for me. My name is Darth Bieber.
Views: 24671630 The Key of Awesome
Angry Asian Restaurant Prank Call (ANIMATED) - Ownage Pranks
 
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Don't forget to Like/Favorite my FIRST ANIMATION if you enjoy it, your support means so much to me! Hit that Subscribe button if you're new to catch my future videos :) Asian Soundboard: http://BukLau.com Shirts (ON SALE NOW): http://ownagepranks.spreadshirt.com Crazy Goat Milking Prank: http://youtu.be/TjyQ2pL2Cus Confused Asian Restaurant Prank: http://youtu.be/q-gTOAvEXPY Add me to facebook/twitter! I post on there when I'm doing a live prank show (the shows aren't scheduled, but I ALWAYS tweet when I'm live) http://facebook.com/OwnagePranks http://twitter.com/OwnagePranks Subscribe to my 2nd prank channel for short pranks & extras! http://youtube.com/MrOwnagePranks Subscribe to my vlog channel! http://youtube.com/ownagehimself Register on the website and join the growing community on the forums! http://ownagepranks.com Big thanks to Machinima for helping to make this happen! Animation by: http://www.youtube.com/ebolaworld Subtitles by: http://youtube.com/DubstepLyrics   Ownage Pranks is a channel devoted to prank calls. With over nine misfit characters voiced by one comedian, Ownage Pranks brings you a weekly dose of unscripted and improvised pranks that are sure to make you fall out of your seat laughing. What began as a hobby to entertain friends in 2004 has since evolved into the most subscribed prank call channel on YouTube! Join the OP Crew by subscribing and tune in every week to catch our hilarious, wild and outrageous pranks!
Views: 29467202 Ownage Pranks
Your Brain on Drugs: Marijuana
 
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TWEET IT - http://clicktotweet.com/W27Se This is what you look like, on the inside, when smoking cannabis. The effects of Marijuana on your brain, and how it defines your experience. Written and created by Mitchell Moffit (twitter @mitchellmoffit) and Gregory Brown (twitter @whalewatchmeplz). TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/AsapSCIENCE FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/AsapSCIENCE Music by Mitchell Moffit http://www.mitchellmoffit.com http://www.twitter.com/mitchellmoffit http://www.facebook.com/mitchellmoffit Art by Gregory and Mitchell http://www.gregorybrownart.tumblr.com http://www.twitter.com/whalewatchmeplz Some Sources--- 1) http://hvrd.me/d8XvEI 2) http://1.usa.gov/UdbYWS 3) Physiological Review (Journal), vol. 83, 2003 4) Memoirs of an Addicted Brain - by Marc Lewis 5) http://1.usa.gov/SD32mq 6) http://1.usa.gov/QYayt5
Views: 11418491 AsapSCIENCE
What you don't know about marriage | Jenna McCarthy
 
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http://www.ted.com In this funny, casual talk from TEDx, writer Jenna McCarthy shares surprising research on how marriages (especially happy marriages) really work. One tip: Do not try to win an Oscar for best actress. TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes. Featured speakers have included Al Gore on climate change, Philippe Starck on design, Jill Bolte Taylor on observing her own stroke, Nicholas Negroponte on One Laptop per Child, Jane Goodall on chimpanzees, Bill Gates on malaria and mosquitoes, Pattie Maes on the "Sixth Sense" wearable tech, and "Lost" producer JJ Abrams on the allure of mystery. TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, Design, and TEDTalks cover these topics as well as science, business, development and the arts. Closed captions and translated subtitles in a variety of languages are now available on TED.com, at http://www.ted.com/translate If you have questions or comments about this or other TED videos, please go to http://support.ted.com
Views: 2343109 TED
What's In His Pants? | Family Feud
 
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Name something a man might have in his pants when he's going on a hot date... SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/FamilyFeudSub PLAY FAMILY FEUD LIVE: Android: http://ludia.gg/FFLAndroid iOS: http://ludia.gg/FFLiOS Visit our NEW STORE: manicmerch.com/familyfeud FACEBOOK: facebook.com/FamilyFeud INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/familyfeud TWITTER: twitter.com/FamilyFeud WEBSITE: familyfeud.com
Views: 6871320 FamilyFeud
Key & Peele - Pizza Order
 
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A pizza delivery order snowballs into a drama of destiny, romance and lots of cheesy crust.
Views: 46564258 Comedy Central
Key & Peele - I Said Bitch
 
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Two men trade stories about arguing with their wives and setting them straight.
Views: 48965618 Comedy Central
Fun.: Carry On [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
 
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Fun.'s music video for 'Carry On' from the album, Some Nights - available now on Fueled By Ramen. Download it at http://smarturl.it/somenights Go behind the scenes of this video at http://youtu.be/3k4EvMh7xWk Directed by Anthony Mandler and featuring an original score by Andrew Dost Website: http://ournameisfun.com iTunes: http://smarturl.it/somenights Spotify: http://bit.ly/1dhwfAc Facebook: http://facebook.com/ournameisfun Twitter: http://twitter.com/ournameisfun Store: http://store.ournameisfun.com LYRICS Well I woke up to the sound of silence The cars were cutting like knives in a fist fight And I found you with a bottle of wine Your head in the curtains And heart like the Fourth of July You swore and said We are not We are not shining stars This I know I never said we are Though I've never been through hell like that I've closed enough windows To know you can never look back If you're lost and alone Or you're sinking like a stone Carry on May your past be the sound Of your feet upon the ground Carry on Carry on, carry on So I met up with some friends At the edge of the night At a bar off 75 And we talked and talked About how our parents will die All our neighbours and wives But I like to think I can cheat it all To make up for the times I've been cheated on And it's nice to know When I was left for dead I was found and now I don't roam these streets I am not the ghost you want of me If you're lost and alone Or you're sinking like a stone Carry on May your past be the sound Of your feet upon the ground Carry on Woah My head is on fire But my legs are fine Cause after all they are mine Lay your clothes down on the floor Close the door Hold the phone Show me how No one's ever gonna stop us now Cause we are We are shining stars We are invincible We are who we are On our darkest day When we're miles away So we'll come We will find our way home If you're lost and alone Or you're sinking like a stone Carry on May your past be the sound Of your feet upon the ground Carry on Carry on, carry on
Views: 86219705 Fueled By Ramen
its funny because its mean
 
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I do NOT own these clips. They are property of their respective studio. Studios, instead of flagging a 3-6 second clip, just message me if you want it taken down. But keep in mind that 3-6 seconds DOES get people wanting to see your movie/TV show. Quote: It's funny because it's mean TV Show: Futurama Character: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez Actor: John Dimaggio
Views: 7914 QuoteClip
Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way
 
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http://www.ted.com Reggie Watts' beats defy boxes. Unplug your logic board and watch as he blends poetry and crosses musical genres in this larger-than-life performance. TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes. Featured speakers have included Al Gore on climate change, Philippe Starck on design, Jill Bolte Taylor on observing her own stroke, Nicholas Negroponte on One Laptop per Child, Jane Goodall on chimpanzees, Bill Gates on malaria and mosquitoes, Pattie Maes on the "Sixth Sense" wearable tech, and "Lost" producer JJ Abrams on the allure of mystery. TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, Design, and TEDTalks cover these topics as well as science, business, development and the arts. Closed captions and translated subtitles in a variety of languages are now available on TED.com, at http://www.ted.com/translate If you have questions or comments about this or other TED videos, please go to http://support.ted.com
Views: 8197223 TED
P!nk - Try (Official Music Video)
 
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P!nk's official music video for 'Try'. Click to listen to P!nk on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/PSpot?IQid=PinkT As featured on The Truth About Love. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/PTALiTunes?IQid=PinkT Google Play: http://smarturl.it/PTRPlay?IQid=PinkT Amazon: http://smarturl.it/PTALAm?IQid=PinkT More from P!nk Just Give Me A Reason: https://youtu.be/OpQFFLBMEPI So What: https://youtu.be/FJfFZqTlWrQ Raise Your Glass: https://youtu.be/XjVNlG5cZyQ Follow P!nk Website: http://www.pinkspage.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pink Twitter: https://twitter.com/Pink Subscribe to P!nk on YouTube: http://smarturl.it/PSub?IQid=PinkT More great Ultimate Hits of the Noughties videos here: http://smarturl.it/UNPlaylist?IQid=PinkT --------- Lyrics: Ever wonder about what he's doing? How it all turned to lies? Sometimes I think that it's better to never ask why Where there is desire There is gonna be a flame Where there is a flame Someone's bound to get burned But just because it burns Doesn't mean you're gonna die You've gotta get up and try, and try, and try Gotta get up and try, and try, and try You gotta get up and try, and try, and try" #Pink #Try #Vevo #Pop #OfficialMusicVideo
Views: 383534083 PinkVEVO
Funny Mean face puppy
 
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This 2 month old puppy named Maggie can be quite a nice, loving creature, but when you make a certain hand gesture and say "mean face" she turns EVIL!!!
Views: 589 DJ Johnson
What's so funny about mental illness? | Ruby Wax
 
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Diseases of the body garner sympathy, says comedian Ruby Wax -- except those of the brain. Why is that? With dazzling energy and humor, Wax, diagnosed a decade ago with clinical depression, urges us to put an end to the stigma of mental illness. TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes (or less). Look for talks on Technology, Entertainment and Design -- plus science, business, global issues, the arts and much more. Find closed captions and translated subtitles in many languages at http://www.ted.com/translate Follow TED news on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/tednews Like TED on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TED Subscribe to our channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/TEDtalksDirector
Views: 610934 TED
Lizz Winstead Disputes Christopher Hitchens on "Funny"
 
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If you're interested in licensing this or any other Big Think clip for commercial or private use, contact our licensing partner Executive Interviews: https://www.executiveinterviews.biz/rightsholders/bigthink/ Winstead: "Funny is like sushi—do you like sushi, or do you not like sushi?" Question: Are men funnier than women? Lizz Winstead: Are you Christopher Hitchens? Of course not. Of course men aren't funnier than women. I don't even understand really...funny. Here's the deal about funny. I just had a huge fight on my Facebook page with a guy who said, "You're not funny Lizz Winstead." And I was like, "Well, you're not funny either." And then I realize that I went to his little Facebook page and I saw that it was a comic that goes on the road and...Funny is subjective. Funny is like, you know, sushi. Do you like sushi or do you not like sushi and then what kinds of sushi do you like? If someone is making a living doing comedy, then people think they're funny. I might not find them funny but others do. So, for anyone to make any broad statement about what's funny, what isn't funny, people who say there's lines that you can cross in comedy are people who are destroying the creative process. There's never a line in comedy. You never know what a line is because someone may cross it consistently for the way one person looks at humor and that same routine may never cross a line. So, I just...Boundaries and what's funny I just feel like it's all so subjective that I always say if you don't think I'm funny please tell your like-minded friends that I'm not funny because then I will not have to worry about them coming to my show feeling like they've wasted their money and they hated it you know. And if you do think I'm funny then please tell people because then everyone can have a good time. Question: Why is there a perception that men are funnier? Lizz Winstead: Well I think for Christopher Hudgins it's that he...It just feels so weirdly...I mean, it's weird. I did a panel with him this summer and he couldn't have been more cordial to me...after he'd written that thing and they were going to bring it up and talk about it and they never did and I was more than willing to do that. I think it's...It comes from an ignorance that if you aren't open to allowing someone to make you laugh, if you've never seen a woman be funny then you're just a sexist asshole. Like, it's crazy. If one woman has made you laugh ever in the history of your life that means women are funny. Like... And so I don't know where it comes from. It comes from deep...If you say that then you women. I think that then you are not open to hearing what women have to say and you're probably not funny and you're probably threatened by women who can command attention in a room, work it, make people laugh because you can't...I mean, that's the only explanation I can think of is that you just hate women. Question: Is it easier for men to be crude? Lizz Winstead: No. I think there's bad dirty jokes and there's good dirty jokes and if you execute it, the dirty joke poorly, it's cringe-worthy. If it's funny, it's funny. I think that Sara Silverman and, you know, various other women, Wanda Sykes who I think is great, Roseanne who has amazing...some really good like, you know, blue material. I do some dirty jokes and I've never had a problem, those women don't have problems. It's all in the execution. Recorded on: May 27, 2009
Views: 13230 Big Think
What Does Electrical Safety Mean To You? (Chapter 2 - How Do You Know?)
 
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The standards and regulations related to electrical safety in the workplace can seem overwhelming. This video, part of the How Do You Know? electrical safety awareness program from the Electrical Safety Foundation International (ESFI), explains the roles played by OSHA and NFPA 70E. It also introduces the Electrical SafetySelf-Assessment, an online tool developed to help you evaluate your current electrical safety practices. Visit www.electrical-safety.org for more information. Be sure to view the other videos in the series: How Do You Know? - Program Introduction, Perspectives on Electrical Safety, and This is How You Know.
Learn Basic Greetings in Mandarin Chinese: Hello, How Are You, Thank you 中文打招呼❤ LearnChineseWithEmma
 
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Learn basic Chinese greetings with Emma including how to say "hello", "how are you", "I am very good", "thank you", "you're welcome", and "Good-bye" in Chinese! Please subscribe and like this video! ❤S U B S C R I B E: https://goo.gl/oCziFC MORE VIDEOS: https://goo.gl/581G6r ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ Check out more information below↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ ▼Let's be friends▼ ❤ Main Channel: Learn Chinese with Emma https://goo.gl/oCziFC ❤ Vlog channel: EmmaXue TV https://goo.gl/raiiXM ❤ My Online Shop: Happy Panda Shop http://happypandashop.com (Chinese Apparel, Gifts, Books, School Supplies, and much more!) ❤ More Videos: Basic Greetings in Chinese https://goo.gl/581G6r Introduce Yourself in Chinese: https://goo.gl/Xhyb7p Numbers from 1-10 in Chinese: https://goo.gl/4BtBJf Family member song in Chinese: https://goo.gl/LBqNAh Chinese Pinyin Introduction: https://goo.gl/xHz2Je Happy New Year Song in Chinese: https://goo.gl/yzZszr Happy Birthday Song in Chinese: https://goo.gl/972qGx Colors in Chinese: https://goo.gl/qHpcxW Chinese House/Apartment Tour: https://goo.gl/ZVFaEQ Travel to China with Emma, Xi'an City Wall: https://goo.gl/y6qsKa ❤ FACEBOOK: Learn Chinese With Emma https://goo.gl/xzZDLu ❤ INSTAGRAM: Learn Chinese With Emma https://goo.gl/qr8rM3 ❤ WeChat微信: Learn Chinese With Emma ❤ TWITTER: Chinese with Emma https://goo.gl/5rmvjL ***************************************************** ❤ONLINE CHINESE LESSONS WITH EMMA❤ I'm offering online Chinese lessons, send me an email for more information! I look forward to hearing from you! *Lesson Bookings and Business inquiries only: [email protected]* ***************************************************** I'm always here to help you learn Mandarin Chinese in a fast and very fun way! Thank you so much for watching my videos and for your support! Please stay tuned for more videos! XOXO, Emma
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Fat Joe - What's Luv? ft. Ashanti (Official Music Video)
 
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Music video by Fat Joe performing What's Luv? #FatJoe #WhatsLuv #Vevo #HipHop #OfficialMusicVideo
Views: 64402857 FatJoeVEVO
The New Girl | MPGiS S1 | Episode 1
 
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You Can Now Help Fund MPGIS! Sign Up for Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/extracreditstudios The Most Popular Girls in School | Episode 1 (HD) Subscribe to Our Channel: http://bit.ly/MPGiSSubscribe Check Us Out on Tumblr: http://mostpopulargirlsinschool.com Follow Mackenzie Zales on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MackenzieZales Friend Cheerleader Brittnay on Facebook: http://facebook.com/BrittnayMatthews Email Lunch Lady Belinda: [email protected] Add Rachel Tice on Google Plus: http://bit.ly/RachelTicePlus Directed and Edited by Mark Cope Written by Carlo Moss Shot by Mark Cope and Andrew Delman Featuring Marian Bruno Carlo Moss and Garrett Mendez Special Thanks to AJ Gordon
Views: 9866037 TheMostPopularGirls
Speak like a Canadian
 
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http://www.engvid.com What's a toque? What does eh mean? Learn Canadian English! In this vocabulary lesson, you'll learn some words that are commonly used in Canada. http://www.engvid.com/canadian-english
Kodaline - All I Want (Part 1)
 
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Click here to see what happens next in Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzuXZfKg2YM Download 'All I Want' by Kodaline here: http://smarturl.it/kodaline as featured in the Google Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY_MUB... You can also get 'In a Perfect World' on: Amazon: http://smarturl.it/kodaline_amz iTunes: http://smarturl.it/iapwDigi_i or the Official Kodaline Store: http://smarturl.it/koda_store For more information, tour dates and new releases: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Kodaline Twitter: http://twitter.com/kodaline Official Website: http://www.kodaline.com Music video by Kodaline performing All I Want. (C) 2012 B-Unique Records (UK) Limited under exclusive licence to Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited
Views: 116144317 KodalineVEVO
Katy Perry - Part Of Me (Official)
 
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Get “Part Of Me” from Katy Perry’s ‘Teenage Dream: The Complete Confection’: http://katy.to/TeenageDream Katy Perry Complete Collection on Spotify: http://katy.to/SpotifyCompleteYD Katy Perry Essentials on Apple Music: http://katy.to/AMEssentialsYD Watch your favorite Katy videos on YouTube: http://katy.to/MusicVideosYD Follow Katy Perry: Website: http://katy.to/WebsiteYD Instagram: http://katy.to/InstagramYD Twitter: http://katy.to/TwitterYD Facebook: http://katy.to/FacebookYD Directed by Ben Mor & Produced by Tony McGarry & Danny Lockwood Lyrics: Days like this I want to drive away Pack my bags and watch your shadow fade You chewed me up and spit me out Like I was poison in your mouth You took my light, you drain me down That was then and this is now Now look at me Chorus: This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you’re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no I just wanna throw my phone away Find out who is really there for me You ripped me off, your love was cheap Was always tearing at the seams I fell deep, you let me down But that was then and this is now Now look at me Chorus: This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you’re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no Bridge: Now look at me I’m sparkling A firework, a dancing flame You won’t never put me out again I’m glowing oh whoa So you can keep the diamond ring It don’t mean nothing anyway In fact you can keep everything Yeah yeah, except for me Chorus: This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no (away from me) Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you’re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the part of me (no) (away from me) This is the part of me Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you’re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no Music video by Katy Perry performing Part Of Me. (C) 2012 Capitol Records, LLC
Views: 759500477 KatyPerryVEVO
Wingardium Leviosa (Harry Potter Parody Animation) - Oney Cartoons
 
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Views: 47074966 OneyNG
Annoying Orange - Tough Enough
 
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Views: 62703050 Annoying Orange
Math Antics - Order Of Operations
 
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Ryan Stiles & Colin Mochrie - You Started It
 
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Bald jokes, nose jokes, skinny jokes, some things never change. The last clip is from a show called Drew Carey's Improvaganza.
Views: 4784494 clerade
Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective #2
 
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SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch the latest Mean Tweets: http://bit.ly/MeanTweets8 Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JKLTwitter Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy nominated "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show. "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 1.5 billion views on YouTube alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, YouTube Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo. Now in its eleventh season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon. Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective #2 http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive
Views: 11396583 Jimmy Kimmel Live
Call Me Maybe PARODY! The Key Of Awesome #58
 
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It's the worst "morning after" ever! See the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&ob=av2n See Behind the Scenes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUJ-O9xSiQ Bart Baker! http://www.youtube.com/user/BartBaKer Check out our second Channel! http://bit.ly/xtPqZI Subscribe to Awesome! http://bit.ly/y2zUpn Subscribe to BarelyPolitical! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Subscribe to Awesome! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=awesome The Key of Awesome Website! http://www.thekeyofawesome.com KOA Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Mark's Channel: http://bit.ly/xZxp0Q http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Channel: http://bit.ly/ykTswv http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Music Produced by Deep V Music: http://www.deepvmusic.com http://fb.com/ihatedeepvmusic http://www.youtube.com/DeepVMusicSucks Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! http://eepurl.com/iKFpr TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/BPTweeted https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011 LYRICS: CARLY We met last night at the club You told me you were in love Came home and smushed in the tub And now you're in my yard Woke up and saw you were gone Your running across my lawn without your pants or shoes on Here comes my St. Bernard Vodka was flowin' Butt cleavage was showin' Your mind I was blowin' Man we were so freaking wasted Tag, you're my boyfriend. My name is Carly But all my doctors, just call me "crazy" I made you poptarts with extra gravy But I'm a call girl, you have to pay me! Psych, I'm just kidding. Aren't I crazy Let's watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately And all the other boys try to taaaaaze me The doors are locked now. You can't escape me. C'mon lets do sex again I want to be more than friends Look how far my legs can bend DOUG I'm sorry I can't stay Look I don't mean to be rude But, I don't think that we screwed CARLY I've got the pictures to prove it Hey don't look away You're my one and only That's what my dog told me But, don't think you own me Now lets sacrifice some chickens I've got some hand cuffs Feel free to spank me But here's the safe word It's "call me maybe" CARLY Hey, this is my band, they seem to haaaate me DOUG They don't look like they're really playing CARLY Crap that's my husband he's in the navy He's gonna to kill you. He's also crazy. HUSBAND I'm gonna kill you cus that's my "laaaady" What's going on here? CARLY He tried to rape me HUSBAND When people try to rape "my wife" it makes me so mad. It makes me feel bad I'm gonna kick your ass Come to think of it my wife is just guy in drag I need a real man So call me maybe
Views: 63234938 The Key of Awesome
Showdown with Holly | Dog Whisperer
 
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While dealing with Holly's food aggression, Cesar gets bitten on the hand. ➡ Subscribe: http://bit.ly/NatGeoWILDSubscribe ➡ Get More Dog Whisperer: http://bit.ly/NGWDogWhisperer #NatGeoWILD #DogWhisperer #CesarMillan About Dog Whisperer: From London to the Jersey shore, Cesar Millan travels far and wide this season to help problem pups, including those of Kelsey Grammer, Jillian Michaels and Hugh Hefner. Watch as Cesar uses his uncanny skills to rehabilitate dogs and train people to achieve a balanced and natural relationship between humans and their pets. Get More National Geographic Wild: Official Site: http://bit.ly/NatGeoWILD Facebook: http://bit.ly/NGWFacebook Twitter: http://bit.ly/NGWTwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/NGWInstagram About National Geographic Wild: National Geographic Wild is a place for all things animals and for animal-lovers alike. Take a journey through the animal kingdom with us and discover things you never knew before, or rediscover your favorite animals! Showdown with Holly | Dog Whisperer https://youtu.be/9ihXq_WwiWM Nat Geo Wild https://www.youtube.com/user/NatGeoWild
Views: 25575219 Nat Geo WILD
Reading Mean Comments (For fun!)
 
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I recorded this last night after I watched a video called "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" (link below) and was inspired. =) This video is just for fun, but saying mean things IS NOT FUNNY. It is not a joke. It is no game, nor sport. Some of the comments I read here are pretty harmless, while others show real hatred. However, if someone is saying mean things to YOU, it does help to be able to laugh at it. And that is the goal of this video. People laugh at things that aren't funny all the time. Celebrities Read Mean Tweets (video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcmz74AaXHs ---------------------------- My Etsy Shop http://cutewitch772.etsy.com ----------------------------
Views: 24388 cutewitch772